nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying


posted on Sep 01 from idislikehitler © iraffiruse with 114,002 notes

meganejerk:

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

I JUST YELLED SO LOUD


posted on Sep 01 from nightly73 © weloveshortvideos.com with 193,808 notes

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

😎👬🌚✊💦


posted on Sep 01 from liviarrrr © gnumblr with 127,995 notes
prettycolors:

#c2def5

prettycolors:

#c2def5


posted on Sep 01 from prettycolors with 720 notes

  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

posted on Sep 01 from titanswithnoprivateslivein221b © wxnslow with 19,464 notes

  • ONE NIGHT STAND BEFORE THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR NEW JOB AND OOPS THAT WAS YOUR NEW BOSS YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH AU 
  • DETECTIVE PARTNERS AU 
  • UNDERCOVER AU
  • PARENTS ARE CEO’S OF RIVALING COMPANIES AU
  • PARENTS ARE HEADS OF RIVALING MOB FAMILIES AU
  • REINCARNATION AU
  • CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH ADJOINING HOUSES/ROOMS AU
  • THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD AND WE’RE ALL WE’VE GOT AU

posted on Aug 31 from titanswithnoprivateslivein221b © wxnslow with 19,464 notes

So you like chemistry puns…

captainriz:

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posted on Aug 30 from addictedtopunsandpizza © captainriz with 39,877 notes
itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”

itseasytoremember:

insert-awesome-title-here:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

He’s so proud of himself.

“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”


posted on Aug 30 from ctrleffyou © togifs with 559,883 notes

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.


posted on Aug 30 from everything-aboutanything © sorry with 202,554 notes

superblys:

i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship


posted on Aug 30 from ctrleffyou © superblys with 21,199 notes

posted on Aug 30 from ctrleffyou © visacredit with 12,762 notes

roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire


posted on Aug 29 from caleb-denecour © ninthdoctorsbutt with 109,797 notes

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]


posted on Aug 29 from gnarlylizard with 200,547 notes

thecutestofthecute:

So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.

Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible

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Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’

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AHHH THE FLOOF

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OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK

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People also call them puppies 

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HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE

THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM  I’M GOING TO CRY

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WHAT

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THE

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HELLL

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posted on Aug 29 from cas-has-the-phone-box © thecutestofthecute with 24,610 notes

SEND ME A NUMBER

1: i'd bang you against a wall

posted on Aug 29 from metalleech © im-not-o-fuckin-k with 18,870 notes