starkinglyhandsome:

someday I will be this penguin


posted on Jul 23 from mildblaze © zeino-edits with 36,143 notes

120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous


posted on Jul 22 from iminthenude © 120gb with 333,403 notes

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.


posted on Jul 22 from addictedtopunsandpizza © -annoying with 73,193 notes

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 


posted on Jul 22 from augustuswaterstheflowers © basementdemo with 98,552 notes

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal


posted on Jul 22 from cappyrogers © supercargautier with 28,189 notes

posted on Jul 22 from gatbsy © fatmagic with 70,756 notes

posted on Jul 22 from kittenfeathers © omgcatsinspace.com with 1,449 notes
tagged: #cats

posted on Jul 21 from underagegrandma © niviamara with 685 notes
tagged: #fashion #want

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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posted on Jul 21 from addictedtopunsandpizza © childhoodgames with 335,113 notes

boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies


posted on Jul 21 from addictedtopunsandpizza © boundtothewater with 411,577 notes

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url


posted on Jul 21 from addictedtopunsandpizza © drunkaster with 219,708 notes

posted on Jul 20 from karemloo © gemmacorrell with 87,292 notes

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.


posted on Jul 20 from augustuswaterstheflowers © aumoe with 113,980 notes
thisgingerischronic:

marinashutup:

congress

fuck

thisgingerischronic:

marinashutup:

congress

fuck


posted on Jul 20 from ruinedchildhood © justanothersimpsonsblog with 198,934 notes

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do


posted on Jul 20 from son-of-an-assbutt © irrreversibility with 191,327 notes